Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Things That Make Me Want To Stab Myself In The Eye Vol. 3

I'm not a mean or angry person.
like i've mentioned in previous postings, there are only a few things that really make me mad.
bad drivers is at the top of that list.

here is a list of driving flaws that probably result in me saying certain four-letter words:

- not using a signal then slamming on your breaks to make a turn at the very last second
- driving excessively under the speed limit
- tapping on your breaks and driving slow because you're trying to find the street that you're turning onto
- driving slowly in the left lane on the highway and not moving over when other cars are stacked up behind you
- driving behind me with your brights on

freaking get your act together and stop driving like an asian woman! (i'm gonna hear about that one....)


*note*: not all asian women are bad drivers. i chose to simply perpetuate the stereotype


1 comment:

Rebecca said...

I'm so with you on the bad drivers. Houston is overflowing with them. And while you perpetuate the stereotype for Asian women - I'll take it a step further for you and say old people need to be lumped in there as well - they are terrible!!