Things That Make Me Want To Stab Myself In The Eye Vol. 3

I'm not a mean or angry person.

like i've mentioned in previous postings, there are only a few things that really make me mad.

bad drivers is at the top of that list.

here is a list of driving flaws that probably result in me saying certain four-letter words:

- not using a signal then slamming on your breaks to make a turn at the very last second

- driving excessively under the speed limit

- tapping on your breaks and driving slow because you're trying to find the street that you're turning onto

- driving slowly in the left lane on the highway and not moving over when other cars are stacked up behind you

- driving behind me with your brights on

freaking get your act together and stop driving like an asian woman! (i'm gonna hear about that one....)

*note*: not all asian women are bad drivers. i chose to simply perpetuate the stereotype

Addition to Previous Post

This is an official edit of the last posting:

Dayna has informed me that she does not just "somewhat" receive joy from watching me get angry at said scratched DVDs, she LOVES watching me get angry at such a small, petty thing.

Things That Make Me Want To Stab Myself In The Eye Vol. 2

my girlfriend and I watch a lot of movies.

When you live in a town like college station where there is almost nothing to do, movies start to sound like the greatest thing ever.

Usually when you pay $4.68 to rent a movie from blockbuster, you expect a certain amount of quality assurance.

When I say "quality assurance", I'm referring to small things like DVDs not being scratched, the right movie being in the case, etc.

It's beginning to seem to me that the blockbuster corporation is involved in a conspiracy against me that involves the intentional scratching of particular DVDs that they know I'm going to select.

take this scenario as an example: It's been a long week of classes, it's really hot and humid outside, and all you want to do in that moment is sit on the couch and enjoy Denzel Washington shooting people. so you get in your car, sit in traffic because you forgot that the city of college station is doing construction everywhere, finally arrive to blockbuster to select your movie of choice, sit in traffic on your way home from the store, put in the movie, and then realize that the disc is skipping and there is no way that you could possibly enjoy the entire movie like this.

AWESOME.

am I the only one who has experienced this?!

it drives me absolutely crazy!

i think that my girlfriend dayna somewhat receives joy from watching me get upset about such petty little things.

I'll go ahead and step off of my soapbox for now......but seriously blockbuster. get it together.

Things That Make Me Want To Stab Myself In The Eye Vol. 1

i like to think that i'm not an angry person.

there are not a whole lot of things that really make me mad enough to want to punch through a wall.

one of those things, however, is when i'm trying to open a door but have to many things in my hands to easily accomplish the task.

does this piss anyone else off besides me?

i mean, sure, i could just put everything that i have in my hands down on the ground, open the door, pick everything back up WHILE trying to hold the door open long enough to barely get through it...but c'mon!

the worst is when i come back from the grocery store holding all of my bags and the front door is inevitably locked. then, i have to dig through my pockets and find my keys to unlock the door. and THEN, my roommates are too freakin' lazy to get off the couch and come open the door. 

this is just one of the few things that really annoys me.

stay tuned for another installement of "things that make me want to stab myself in the eye"!

Apologies..

It has been far too long since i have posted, so i offer my apologies.

in an attempt to regain your respect and lost trust, i present to you: 

WWW.CUDDLEPARTY.COM

enjoy!

Summer

This summer I'll be working as a Worship Intern at Grand Parkway Baptist Church in Sugarland, TX.

That means that I'll be seeing plenty of this guy:

I'm really excited about the internship.

I'm going to do my best to bring "Friends Are Friends Forever" and "Shout To The Lord" back into the worship lineup....but we'll see what happens.

Arrested Development

I like good comedy.

I like to laugh at awkward, unusual behavior.

I find completely ridiculous characters and personalities to be rather enjoyable.

Could there possibly be a television program with a combination of these three characteristics?

absolutely.

I have been told for years that this show is a "must watch", but never actually sat down to watch it.

I imagine that many of you are the same way.

Well, don't waste your life anymore on shows such as "America's Next Top Model" or "Project Runway".

Visit www.Hulu.com to watch Arrested Development for free.